WHAT I THINK OF LOVE AND HIP HOP

THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
No really. It's not some voodoo priest or T Virus (for my gamer nerds) that are creating the these ZOMBIES. It's motherfuckin BATH SALTS!!! Yeah I said BATH SALTS like you i was like "my grand ma uses that to soak her feet in when they were sore". BUT oh no we not talking about the same thing this shit these crazy asses are take is what we like to call in the drug underground (underground!?! what underground? i didn't say underground) designer drugs. Kinda like what they were trying to deal in Deep Cover. They change some of the chemical make up of the drug so you still get high but it's Legal to sale. But side effects are it turns the user in a mindless killing machine that has the taste for the homeless. Because if you're like me when I think homeless I think tasty. If any drug make you want to eat a persons face stop using it.That's not the cool drug to do go back to weed family you might wanta eat some pussy but not a face. Like how would it feel tell one of your homie they have some face left they face after y'all just ate a homeless dude. Like the first time I do a drug get naked and approach a man weather it's to eat his face or not. I'm SOOOOOOOOO quitting that day. I mean I'm going to BATH and BODY WORKS and find quit coach or something. I was reading that Bath Salts were supposed to be the legal cocaine. I thought coke made you talk fast and put your feet on niggaz couches not chew on folks.....smh Well I'll end with this dont do these Legal drugs rock with the good old illegal ones at lease you know what you getting into ...... SAY NO TO LEGAL DRUGS     

Im too cute to pay for it of take it

Ok so i got a text today from one of the many people that have my cell number for whatever reason. This person sent me a message that stated "Yo son I got a young thing on my team 40 for head and 60 for the ass" ....... What nigga really you asking me if I wanta pay for some pussy?!? Pussy is free no really it is for real. Listen if motherfuckers stop pulling out their wallets everytime they see a cute chick there wouldnt be women out there thinking their pussy is gold. And most of the time its the bottom of the barrell bitches talking about you gotta have stacks to even get close to them. Really?!? You got 3 kids at 23 your who ha is passed its due date I mean your coo coo got a echo. Who really wants to fuck a glass of warm water for 80 bucks. Ok I just said allllll that to say this MEN ARE LADIES PAYING FOR YOUR DICK? The short answer is FUCK NO. So why should we pay our hard earned money that we could be using to buy outfits, hair cuts, xbox ps3 games, and personal hygiene  products (all which will help you get FREE PUSSY) Stop tricking off on these random ass women. Oh and PSA it is TRICKING IF YOU GOT IT. Only rich lame niggaz say shit like that. Fellaz the key is this there is a Lady out there that will give you the booty for a joke and a smile you just look for her or just lower your standards. I mean she might not be a dime but she could be a strong 6 and in my book thats a win. Bottom line Fellaz stop playing for sex because once we do we will even the playing field. MY motto is Im to cute to pay for it or take it. You will never see me get locked up for rape or solicitation of prostitution. im gone and always remember dont be stupid stupid read a book     

NO WOOD CHAINS

Im down with the Hip Hop Caucus and the respect my vote campaign

Respect My Vote! is a non-partisan voter registration, education,and mobilization campaign, targeting African Americans between the ages of 18and 40 years old. In 2008, a year when the youth vote made history and was thefocus of the election season, it was young African American voters who turnedout at the highest rate, over all other young voters. This was in part due tothe 2008 Respect My Vote! campaign, led by the Hip Hop Caucus and celebrityspokespeople T.I., Keyshia Cole and others. It was also due to the grassrootswork that you and people like you did to inform our communities about theimportance of their vote.

The 2012 Respect My Vote! coalition of organizationsincludes: 100 Black Men of America; A. Phillip Randolph Institute; BlackLeadership Forum, Inc.; Conference of Minority Transportation Officials;Congressional Black Caucus Foundation; Hip Hop Caucus; IMPACT; Institute of CaribbeanStudies; International Federation of Black Prides; Men Can Stop Rape; NationalAction Network; National Association for Equal Opportunity in Higher Education;National Bar Association; National Black Caucus of State Legislators; NationalBlack Justice Coalition; National Black Law Students Association; NationalCongress of Black Women; National Conference of Black Mayors; National Councilof Negro Women; National Pan-Hellenic Council; National Urban League; OIC ofAmerica; Operation Hope; and, Rainbow/PUSH Coalition

Shit Fiances Say!!! Starring ME!!!!!!

HERE IS DAY 2 OF FILMING HOW TO ROB A RAPPER

http://youtu.be/84yFJlv4vQ4

IT WAS COLD AS SHIT THE COPS CAME AND MIKE DRIVEN WAS MAKING JOKES.... BUT WE STILL HAD CRAZY FUN .... SILLY BATS IS NEXT

from my twitter page @bishopomega

#whenlifegivesyoulemons you mix them with your crack. Crackhead love lemon favored crack ....mmmm good

#whenlifegivesyoulemons you say hey life come here. And when life comes over you beat the shit out of life with with the fucking lemons. and tell em you wanted apples

Check out the promo from today!

FILMING DAY

We filming the 1st skit for the dvd called, "How to Rob a Rapper"  .... starring myself, DT, JW Peep and Tech. Look out for the dvd coming in the 4th quarter.

muthafucka

I cracked the screen on my phone tonight outside of Lloyds lounge. I think they need to make tougher touch screen phones. STOP MAKING PUNK ASS PHONES HTC. THAT CANT TAKE A DROP .... ok im done venting

OUT and OUT Open mic tonite review

     Ok, let me start off by saying if you didnt come out tonight you missed a classic night! The 7 comics that came out were as followed:

The was sparked off by D Nice who rocked a 15 min set but the nigga told me he was do 4mins ...lol.  But the boy killed he gets a 7 out of 10. Points are taken away because I had to hit him with the light like 5 times.

     The next comic was the only female on the card, Julia (@juliabeingjulia on twitter) For her being fairly new to the scene, getting big laughs from a "urban crowd" goes to show that if you are funny the crowd will fuck with you. Julia you get a 8 sister.

     The 3rd comedain was Tyler Mezzerich or Missurich? FUCK, Tyler can you get a easier name to spell damn!?! ...lol. Fucked up name aside, everyone of the dude's jokes hit, even with the fact he did all new jokes. So that tells me they are all keepers. Ty you get a 6 just because I cant spell your name ...lol follow Tyler on twitter @tylermeznarich.

     Kumal also had a solid performance. A few hits and misses... but more hits then misses. Even still, he cleaned up well. I even loved his call backs and the way he made reading from his list funny. Crazy clever.

     Up next was the guy that will fuck a girl with his glasses on because its in HD... lol. The very funny Justin JW Peep Peoples(@jwpeep on twitter). The growth of the this kid is crazy. Another sharp night for him. His crowd work was spot on tonght, to the point he was just having crazy funny convos with the people in the front row. And i know Peep is going to read thi,s so Im not gonna score him ... FUCK YO SCORE NIGGA..LOL!

     The last two comedians I'll bunch together in a cluster fuck of high fives and at a boys....lol!
This it leads me to my man Alex Fanning (@fanningyourself on twitter). Fucking great set! His craiglist dating ad was crazy. Then to top if off, he read the the replies to the ad. It made the crowd pee on themselves. I think I peed a lil too. You can catch Fanning at Jack Sprat hosting LMAO in Chapel Hill, this Thursday at 9:00pm.

     Last but not least the vet of the group tonight, Derrick DT Thompson (follow DT on twitter @ddottdot). He started off with excellent crowd work and transtioned into dissing his least favorite rapper Drake. DT called the dude Bert from Sesame Street. Basically DT brought a solid set. It started off slow, but once it got going it was a runaway train of pure sick comedy.

    The host was the crown jewel of all these lames .... ok I wasn't but, it's my blog and I'll say whatever the hell I want to ...lol!!! I'll see yall in 2 weeks. Same spot, same time. Hit me on twitter if you want time and remember support live comedy




  

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The Game: Good VS Evil

Come and support myself and other actors/actresses, as we present the play, "The Game".

Comedy Open Mic

Make sure to tell a friend, so they can tell another friend, who can then tell a group of friends, who then will text it back to you saying, "Wednesdays with Bishop is straight $5 comedy!" #childhoodgameoftelephone The initial msg might not be the same, but at least people are talking! See you WEDNESDAY!